Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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