Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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