Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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