Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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