You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I need help removing her.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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