There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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