Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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