Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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