Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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