if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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