Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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