Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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