You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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