Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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