She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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