I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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