So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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