oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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