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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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