You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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