All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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