I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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