Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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