just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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