Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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