pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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