i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
You made out with two different species that night
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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