Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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