she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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