some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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