if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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