They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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