I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
My feet surprised me
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