you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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