Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
where are my eyebrows?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Randomize
