): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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