the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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