ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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