i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Randomize
