miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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