Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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