I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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