I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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