just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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