his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
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