When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Come share oat with me in your robe
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
Randomize
