You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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