So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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