this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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