D3 body, D1 cock
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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